Field Journal – Christmas Day

PERSONAL FIELD JOURNAL, JUNIOR FIELD RESEARCHER #1.987 GALACTIC SURVEY FLEET PLANET AND SPECIES NAME (NATIVE): EARTH, HUMAN SPECIES CLASSIFICATION: FULL OF HOLIDAY CHEER Christmas! While the galactic research council quibbles over the subtleties of this human celebration, I have made an incredible breakthrough! (An epiphany! It's as though my inner and outer eyelids have been … Continue reading Field Journal – Christmas Day

Field Journal – Angels We Have Heard on High

PERSONAL FIELD JOURNAL, JUNIOR FIELD RESEARCHER #1.987 GALACTIC SURVEY FLEET PLANET AND SPECIES NAME (NATIVE): EARTH, HUMAN SPECIES CLASSIFICATION: MADE OF MEAT The research council is in an uproar! For the past several Earth days, I have studied the human custom known as "Christmas". My analysis of their radio transmissions suggests that Christmas is a … Continue reading Field Journal – Angels We Have Heard on High

Field Journal – Blue Christmas

PERSONAL FIELD JOURNAL, JUNIOR FIELD RESEARCHER #1.987 GALACTIC SURVEY FLEET PLANET AND SPECIES NAME (NATIVE): EARTH, HUMAN SPECIES CLASSIFICATION: NON-KOSHER Many questions have arisen about the nature of the season that humans call "Christmas". Based on my previous research entry and notes, the galactic research council is convinced that Christmas is the time when humans … Continue reading Field Journal – Blue Christmas

Field Journal – Re: Santa

PERSONAL FIELD JOURNAL, JUNIOR FIELD RESEARCHER #1.987 GALACTIC SURVEY FLEET PLANET AND SPECIES NAME (NATIVE): EARTH, HUMAN SPECIES CLASSIFICATION: HARMLESS At the urging of the chief researcher, I continue my study of the human cultural phenomenon known as "Christmas", begun in my previous field journal entry. Both of us are now reasonably certain that "Christmas" … Continue reading Field Journal – Re: Santa

Field Journal – Earth

PERSONAL FIELD JOURNAL, JUNIOR FIELD RESEARCHER #1.987 GALACTIC SURVEY FLEET PLANET AND SPECIES NAME (NATIVE): EARTH, HUMAN SPECIES CLASSIFICATION: PRE-CONTACT To date, we have had only limited success in studying the humans from orbit. Our chief researcher has, at great difficulty, developed a translation program for their radio broadcasts. I have now been assigned to … Continue reading Field Journal – Earth