“Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful princess who met a handsome prince.”
For Suzie, visiting Gramma’s house is a special treat. Gramma never travels: Daddy says she’s been shut-in since the Reagan administration. But she and Suzie always have a smile for each other.
“One moonlit night, as spring lingered in the air, the princess climbed out her window. Down, down, down the tower she climbed to meet her prince.”
Starry-eyed Suzie listens to Gramma’s fairy tale.
“There, in back of an enchanted bulldozer, the prince and princess expressed their love for one another. But the prince’s foot slipped, releasing the parking brake. Downhill rolled the bulldozer… crash! …into the castle.”
Now Suzie’s eyes are wide.
“The king was livid! Veins bulged in the king’s throat as he shouted at the young princess, pronouncing his royal punishment…”
“And that, dear Suzie, is why to this day, Gramma is not allowed out of her room.”
Written for Flash! Friday vol. 3-42, where the novel prompt (appropriately enough) was The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, written by the late
Dentarthurdent Douglas Adams. Prompt topics include a theme of foolishness, and a setting of a house about to be destroyed. (Or having been about to will be destroyed, if I’m using my time travel tenses correctly.) Photo is CC2.0 by Maureen Didde.